Houston Problems Men’s Tee – 100% American-Made Skeleton Astronaut Shirt

Life’s a mess, and space ain’t saving you—this black tee’s for the star-crashers who laugh at the chaos. A skeleton astronaut floats front and center, bones rattling, with ‘Houston, I Got So Many Problems’ scrawled in script—cosmic trouble with a wink.

5.4 oz of 100% American-made cotton—grown here, stitched here, inked here—built for the dudes who don’t quit.

Small to 4XL, pre-shrunk for the guys who wear their scars.

No overseas junk—just U.S. grit.